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Meanwhile on earth: the flamingo army, along with the converted ape-octopi is too strong for the apes to handle. They have lost the banana stronghold. The flamingoes are winning, and for the first time in recorded history, have obtained the BananaStash(TM) The BananaStash(TM) is a high-tech space condenser.
This compact device bends physical space to hold no less than 1,111,111 tons of bananas while preserving them, fore…
The flamingos have been doing the unthinkable. They’re rapidly advancing towards the APE BANANASTASH(tm), and, supported by zombie-octopi, capturing it is no longer a dream.
Should the apes not find a ((winning)) strategy soon, their stronghold will be compromised. A superflam might mean a complete power reversal and a first ever flamingo regime. Having been treated as timid playmates for over a millennia, who knows what tyranny the ruling flams may bring upon the apes…
As the flamingo-ape war progresses, we are being exposed to new types of weaponry. Financed by Flamfather, the #pinkarmy has begun exploiting a secret octo-takeover tactic.
General $gflam has partnered up with the mindless brain-eating army of Octopi. The deal is simple: fight for the pinks and get to consume an endless supply of monkey brains…
The flamingo-ape war is raging, but not for ol’ Swaggy. Whether a bomb explodes next to him or an army of octopi tries to rip out his gut. Swaggy shows no sign of distress, his drip is an all protective force that delivers him from evil.
Sighted by both apes and flamingoes as he traverses the metaverse, they are bewildered by his aloofness and fascinated with his drip. Unsure of whether he is a friend or foe, they still approach him, charmed by the finesse and charisma that are delivered to him from his drip. He is dripping in fi…
Gflam and ape 21 were good friends. They went swimming together occasionally, at the pool, at the beach, what have you. There wasn’t much of a problem until $gflam wanted a bite off of 21s banana.
21 wouldn’t let him. That upset $gflam. But what upset him even more was that 21 wouldn’t say why. 21 is not starving. He’s got plenty of bananas back home. He’s got plenty of food.
So that’s kinda suspicious of 21. But $gflam’s reaction was no less dramatic. He got angry, and went rogue. Completely rogue. A few days later, as we all know, $gflam tries to whack 21 via a drive by shooting… Read full story on Discord
Feb 13: a cute inflatable Flamingo character appears in the AOX collection with the release of Ape #21. A few days later, the Ape and Flamingo allegedly have some kind of a falling out.
Feb 15: Flamingo is seen performing a drive-by shooting. Bystanders report that ape #21 was probably the target, but remains unharmed.
Around the same time, flamingo is spotted drug trafficking, pimping, and putting out a rap album/mixtape. Flamingo has since went underground to escape the heat he’d attracted. Read full story on Discord