ANNE BEE
APE TEN

Originally conceived by DWB, this is ape number ten in Xyphid’s ‘anne bee ape’ series. This particular ape is 6’5′, is a straight shooter, and Hall of Famer.

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ANNE BEE
APE NINE

Originally conceived by DWB, this is ape number nine in Xyphid’s ‘anne bee ape’ series. This particular ape is 6’7′, has a bling addiction, and was a ‘Bull’ on the boards.

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ANNE BEE
APE EIGHT

Originally conceived by DWB, this is ape number eight in xyphid’s “anne be ape” series. This particular ape is 7′ 6” and Houston; we have a problem.

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XYPHID’S
SCAMMY APE

We are interrupting the show to give you scammy’s brother. Some apes think nfts are a scam. This one does. he is also an nft himself so go figure.

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BANANA
VIBES

Celebratory vibes galore as the mingos are about to finally taste their nanas for the first time in forever!

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MFGA
FLAM

95 days have passed and not Captain FLAMBO nor any other flamingo was able to crack the secret to the BANANASTASH(TM)

That’s when the army had finally worked up the courage to call the figure who once was the silent leader of the revolution, the flam pulling the strings…

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ANNE BEE
APE SEVEN

Originally conceived by DWB, this is ape number seven in xyphid’s “anne be ape” series. This particular ape is 6’ 6” and extremely professional.

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ANNE BEE
APE SIX

Originally conceived by DWB, this is ape number six in xyphid’s “anne be ape” series. This particular ape is 6’ 4” and extremely professional.

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LIEUTENANT
FLAMBO

Lieutenant FLAMBO is the name and driving LAMBOS is the game.

Pictured is lieutenant FLAMBO, an ambitious flamingo army general and a direct $gflam underling. LT. FLAMBO is known to be sporting his night vision device day and night, and after prolonged usage he is more or less blind. However, this does not stop him from being a camo killing machine, nor does he regret goi…

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XYPHID’S
BANANASTASH(TM)

Meanwhile on earth: the flamingo army, along with the converted ape-octopi is too strong for the apes to handle. They have lost the banana stronghold. The flamingoes are winning, and for the first time in recorded history, have obtained the BananaStash(TM) The BananaStash(TM) is a high-tech space condenser.

This compact device bends physical space to hold no less than 1,111,111 tons of bananas while preserving them, fore…

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XYPHID’S
PASO

The flamingos have been doing the unthinkable. They’re rapidly advancing towards the APE BANANASTASH(tm), and, supported by zombie-octopi, capturing it is no longer a dream.

Should the apes not find a ((winning)) strategy soon, their stronghold will be compromised. A superflam might mean a complete power reversal and a first ever flamingo regime. Having been treated as timid playmates for over a millennia, who knows what tyranny the ruling flams may bring upon the apes…

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XYPHID’S
CONVERTED APE

As the flamingo-ape war progresses, we are being exposed to new types of weaponry. Financed by Flamfather, the #pinkarmy has begun exploiting a secret octo-takeover tactic. 

General $gflam has partnered up with the mindless brain-eating army of Octopi. The deal is simple: fight for the pinks and get to consume an endless supply of monkey brains…

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XYPHID’S
$SWAGGY APE

The flamingo-ape war is raging, but not for ol’ Swaggy. Whether a bomb explodes next to him or an army of octopi tries to rip out his gut. Swaggy shows no sign of distress, his drip is an all protective force that delivers him from evil. 

Sighted by both apes and flamingoes as he traverses the metaverse, they are bewildered by his aloofness and fascinated with his drip. Unsure of whether he is a friend or foe, they still approach him, charmed by the finesse and charisma that are delivered to him from his drip. He is dripping in fi…

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ANNE BEE
APE FIVE

This is ape number five in xyphid’s “anne bee ape” series. This particular ape is 7′ 1” and extremely professional.

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Gflam and ape 21 were good friends. They went swimming together occasionally, at the pool, at the beach, what have you. There wasn’t much of a problem until $gflam wanted a bite off of 21s banana.

21 wouldn’t let him. That upset $gflam. But what upset him even more was that 21 wouldn’t say why. 21 is not starving. He’s got plenty of bananas back home. He’s got plenty of food.

So that’s kinda suspicious of 21. But $gflam’s reaction was no less dramatic. He got angry, and went rogue. Completely rogue. A few days later, as we all know, $gflam tries to whack 21 via a drive by shooting… Read full story on Discord

$GFLAM

Feb 13: a cute inflatable Flamingo character appears in the AOX collection with the release of Ape #21. A few days later, the Ape and Flamingo allegedly have some kind of a falling out.

Feb 15: Flamingo is seen performing a drive-by shooting. Bystanders report that ape #21 was probably the target, but remains unharmed.

Around the same time, flamingo is spotted drug trafficking, pimping, and putting out a rap album/mixtape. Flamingo has since went underground to escape the heat he’d attracted. Read full story on Discord

ANNE BEE
APE FOUR

This is ape number four in xyphid’s “anne be ape” series. This particular ape is 6′ 9” and extremely professional.

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